Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Bug Warz




Today when driving home from university i had a very uncomfortable run in with a massive bug.

I had just finished filling up petrol when this THING (huge, black, massive stinger) lands on my cheek. My mega fast reactions slapped it right into my car, on my leg, and the next slap left it lost in my car. I was like 'meh' i'll survive.

On the road at 100kmph it started crawling all over me and flying around. Went on my face, neck , legs and even my hair. It was so fucking scary and it almost made me crash.

I pulled over to the side of a highway with my hazard lights on to do battle with this creature, but after 20 minutes i still couldn't catch/find him enough times. He endured 3 hits with a drink bottle and still survived... ~__~

I eventually braved the journey home, where i was only harassed once, and the little fucker is probably still in my car.

So round two is tomorrow morning. Wish me luck :(
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22 comments:

  1. Tieran8 March 2011 at 05:03

    I hate bugs with a passion. Especially moths for some reason, I don't care if they're like butterflies, they just freak me out.

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  2. Kingofthemelvins8 March 2011 at 05:08

    That's an absurd looking insect!

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  3. Raw8 March 2011 at 05:13

    Man that sounds like a nightmare!
    If I had to be attacked by an insect, it certainly wouldn't be one of those!

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  4. Generally Disgruntled8 March 2011 at 05:16

    Resort to chemical warfare. That is the only way to ensure it's death

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  5. pixel.heartbeat8 March 2011 at 05:32

    Chemical warfare is good, as long as i'm not in the car, the smell rots my brain and the bugs tend to go hyperactive when they are dieing :P

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  6. Crockle8 March 2011 at 05:36

    Damn, where do you live? I know there aren't any bugs as gigantic as this in my country...

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  7. Daniel Andrade8 March 2011 at 05:39

    chemical warfare FTW!

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  8. pixel.heartbeat8 March 2011 at 05:41

    Australia dude!

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  9. Triper8 March 2011 at 06:21

    Great one! i wish you luck hehe

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  10. Jamy8 March 2011 at 08:42

    that looks so weird

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  11. Anonymous8 March 2011 at 08:59

    Man, you Aussies have some f'ed up creepy crawlies.

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  12. Bacon Fan8 March 2011 at 10:50

    drive a motorbike with helmet visor up.
    Much scarier because bugs take out your eyes and get stuck in your hair

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  13. after38 March 2011 at 13:00

    You have to kill the queen. That's the only way to finish the job.

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  14. Dysphoria8 March 2011 at 14:30

    Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

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  15. Astronomy Pirate8 March 2011 at 14:46

    BUGS, we had a stinkbug invasion this past summer and I still find them around. The evil bastards.

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  16. Merlyy9 March 2011 at 03:49

    Good luck dude

    Btw that looks freaking creepy :<

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  17. TheHarvester9 March 2011 at 08:35

    woah dont post something that ugly that big lol

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  18. Charlie9 March 2011 at 19:36

    holy crap that thing is disgusting!! I once had a run in with a rogue bug, stinging and all, and never figured out what it was

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  19. Marclor10 March 2011 at 04:19

    Aww disgusting thing, does it ressemble of a giant cricket?

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  20. Kyle Shankin11 March 2011 at 12:04

    Good luck, you can take that bug!

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  21. TVShows12 March 2011 at 04:14

    Get in that car and fight like a man!

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  22. FargoThunder3 April 2011 at 17:00

    May the force be or had been with you
    Only mighty Thor's Hammer may help you in this quest :P
    good luck hahaha

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