Tuesday 8 March 2011

Bug Warz




Today when driving home from university i had a very uncomfortable run in with a massive bug.

I had just finished filling up petrol when this THING (huge, black, massive stinger) lands on my cheek. My mega fast reactions slapped it right into my car, on my leg, and the next slap left it lost in my car. I was like 'meh' i'll survive.

On the road at 100kmph it started crawling all over me and flying around. Went on my face, neck , legs and even my hair. It was so fucking scary and it almost made me crash.

I pulled over to the side of a highway with my hazard lights on to do battle with this creature, but after 20 minutes i still couldn't catch/find him enough times. He endured 3 hits with a drink bottle and still survived... ~__~

I eventually braved the journey home, where i was only harassed once, and the little fucker is probably still in my car.

So round two is tomorrow morning. Wish me luck :(

22 comments:

  1. I hate bugs with a passion. Especially moths for some reason, I don't care if they're like butterflies, they just freak me out.

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  2. That's an absurd looking insect!

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  3. Man that sounds like a nightmare!
    If I had to be attacked by an insect, it certainly wouldn't be one of those!

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  4. Resort to chemical warfare. That is the only way to ensure it's death

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  5. Chemical warfare is good, as long as i'm not in the car, the smell rots my brain and the bugs tend to go hyperactive when they are dieing :P

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  6. Damn, where do you live? I know there aren't any bugs as gigantic as this in my country...

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  7. Great one! i wish you luck hehe

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  8. Man, you Aussies have some f'ed up creepy crawlies.

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  9. drive a motorbike with helmet visor up.
    Much scarier because bugs take out your eyes and get stuck in your hair

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  10. You have to kill the queen. That's the only way to finish the job.

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  11. Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

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  12. BUGS, we had a stinkbug invasion this past summer and I still find them around. The evil bastards.

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  13. Good luck dude

    Btw that looks freaking creepy :<

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  14. woah dont post something that ugly that big lol

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  15. holy crap that thing is disgusting!! I once had a run in with a rogue bug, stinging and all, and never figured out what it was

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  16. Aww disgusting thing, does it ressemble of a giant cricket?

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  17. Good luck, you can take that bug!

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  18. Get in that car and fight like a man!

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  19. May the force be or had been with you
    Only mighty Thor's Hammer may help you in this quest :P
    good luck hahaha

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